One day I was in a bar,
And told locals to shut up
The band was playing worse
Than the «Anal Cunt» drunk
They asked me if I'm better
And I got up on the stage
And then I wrote this punk song
For any sex and age!
Say hoo! (hoo!)
Say yeah! (yeah!)
Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!)
Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!)
So I started making noises
Till the end of the night
I could go on and on,
But barman turned off the light
And the next day they waited
For me to come
So I got up on the stage again
And started the fun!
Say hoo! (hoo!)
Say yeah! (yeah!)
Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!)
Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
But I wanted more,
Wanted some experience.
But public didn't like
My new experiments.
They wanted only stupid
Songs and nothing else.
And it was the last time
I've visited Wales.
Say hoo! (hoo!)
Say yeah! (yeah!)
Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!)
Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)
That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)