I like trains,
I like trains.
Hey! Have you heard of the I-like-trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but there might there's something wrong with him,
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain,
But the only thing he ever says is,
“I like trains.”
I like trains,
I like trains.
From birth the I-like-trains kid never spoke a word,
Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard,
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name,
All he did was smile as he said,
“I like trains.”
I like trains,
I like trains.
They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help,
The doctor found the perfect dose, and asked him how he felt,
He stared at the doctor with that same creepy smile,
And the I-like-trains kid said,
“I feel great!”
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life,
He met a nice girl, who he asked to be his wife,
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows,
He put a ring on her finger, and he said,
“I like trains,
I like trains.”
Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains?
I like trains,
I like trains.
I like trains,
I like trains.