I knew this cat named Ardy,
He wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party,
He would make sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around
And do the Ardy dance
Leavin every muthafucka
With funk in their pants
'Ey yo it's Friday,
You're at the jam of the year
But somethin's missin there:
Man, Ardy ain't here
People standin on the wall,
Not freakin at all
Check it, what you need to do
Is give Ardy a call
And then sixty seconds later
There's a knock on the door
My man Ardy with Bacardi,
Sayin get on the floor
And I've been gettin down ever
Since he said that shit
At the dance club, havin
A conniption fit
Now, who rocks the party
More than Ardy? — No one!
And who smokes base
Back of the alley? — Ardy!
When we found him on the street,
He was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke
So he'd be dependent
Now if he wants more drugs
He's gotta rock for us
Go down the ho stroll
And pick up cock for us
'Ey yo, Ardy's got the steps
That'll move your body
That's why we like the Ardy
That rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
Yo Ardy stinks like a muthafucka
Drownin in shit
But the crazy part is,
How much I love that kid
He's so intelligent and charming,
Ugly and disgusting
For a hit a yay
He'll do just about anything
Like suck my dick? — Hell yeah
He'll suck your dick, nerd
You're holdin weight, he'll do
Anything — Word?
He wears glasses and has a
Haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over,
You don't want him around
Cause he smells bad? — Nah dawg,
Cause he'll snatch her up
Straight player for real, sportin
Sandals and socks
Picture: the most disgusting
Fucking man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight,
Goddamn Ardy's great
Do anything for my ace,
Even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry,
Plus he always stays laced
In the brand new Tevas,
Plus the wool socks
You came here to party,
He came to smoke rocks
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
Ardy,
Smoothest cat you've ever seen
The chicks know what I mean —
He's so fresh and so clean
He'll rub up on your leg without warnin,
Start humpin it
Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants?
He's been dumpin it
True game,
Makin all the girls pause
Ardy, you look good
With that dump in your drawers
If Ardy ever stopped rockin
You know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet
And throw him off of a buildin
So I slip him PCP whenever
He's not lookin
So he keeps the party jumpin
From the floor to the ceilin
Yeah, he looks good
When he's smokin on rocks
And don't forget y'all,
He's wearin sandals and socks
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks