Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party
Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started
Pass around the lampshade,
there'll be plenty enough room in jail
If being wrong's a crime,
I'm serving forever
If being strong's your kind,
then I need help here with this feather
If being afraid is a crime,
we hang side by side at the swingin' party down the line
Pound the prairie pavement,
losing proposition
Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing
Water all around, I never learned how to swim now
If being wrong's a crime,
I'm serving forever
If being strong's your kind,
then I need help here with this feather
If being afraid is a crime,
we hang side by side at the swingin' party down the line
At the swingin' party down the line
Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party
Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started
Pass around the lampshade,
there'll be plenty enough room in jail
If being wrong's a crime,
I'm serving forever
If being strong is what you want,
then I need help here with this feather
If being afraid is a crime,
we hang side by side at the swingin' party down the line
At the swingin' party down the line