Its breath intoxicating,
Its ego suffocating,
It's here in my house
Tryin' to get out
Its moves exhilarating,
Temper's infuriating
It's no sage —
Rampage in a cage
But you'll be safe,
You can feed it,
You wanna play?
It's almost tamed
Pet the destroyer,
My beast Le royal,
Pet my destroyer,
Sweet killing machine,
Pet the destroyer
My beast Le royal,
Oh won't you please meet the beast?
Its stare infatuating,
I'm not exaggerating,
It breaks off the leash,
Creature released
Its jaws intimidating,
Rage indiscriminating,
It looks kinda mad —
(Well this) looks kinda bad
This isn't safe, NO!
I can feel it,
This isn't play,
It can't be tamed
Pet the destroyer,
My beast le royal,
Pet my destroyer,
Sweet killing machine,
Pet the destroyer,
My beast Le royal,
Oh won't you please meet the beast?
Oh won't you please feed my beast?