I tell you I didn't do it ‘cause I wasn't there,
Don't blame me, it just isn't fair.
You listen to their side, now listen to mine,
Can't think of a story, sure you'll find me sometime
Now pass the blame and don't blame me,
Just close your eyes and count to three (one, two, three!),
Then I'll be gone and you'll forget
The broken window, TV set
It wasn't me either, I'm just his mate,
He told me to stand there and watch the gate.
I've got a wife and three kids you know,
They'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think so.
I'm as honest as the day is long,
The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong.
Pass the blame and don't blame me,
Just close your eyes and count to three (one, two, three!),
Then I'll be gone and you'll forget
The broken window, TV set
Pass the blame and don't blame me,
Just close your eyes and count to three (one, two, three!),
Then I'll be gone and you'll forget
That what you give is what you get.