Jesus Christ you`ve come out of hiding,
Just sign on the dotted line, I`ll see you`re OK
I say to you expenses are high,
Seeing you`ve made it before I`ll take 20% and no more
(Gross)
Tell me Lord did you happen to bring with you,
A saleable piece of the cross,
Crown of thorns,
A disciple or two.
We`ll sell them,
Jesus hats, Jesus socks, Jesus coats,
We`ll sue the Pope,
Jesus shoes,
Jesus dirty books too,
I wonder what will Billy Graham do.
Let me say how much I respect your wish,
To feed the multitude with 5 loaves and a fish,
But I`m sure you`ll see by going on the road with me,
Will make the needy pay,
There`s more money that way.