On this fateful day
In this final way
I cannot ask you to stay
It's all too clear
That you're out of here
And I have no choice anyway
But I'm cool with that
Irrevocable fact
As we had drifted apart
This closure with you
Unsurprising, we're through
We were destined to split from the start
So take all of your crap
All your shoes and your hat
And all of your lame CD's
And I hope that the door
Knocks you square to the floor
I don't care if you beg on your knees
And I want to stress
You looked fat in that dress
Though I claimed it made you look petite
'Cos I hate your face
Your complete lack of grace
From the crown of your head to your feet!
Yes I'm glad that I'm out
I was sick of your snout
And I hope that you never come back
You were simply a pain
Obnoxious and vain
And you were crap in the sack