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I like my crumpets with tea
I'd like you here with me
I like my virtues sprinkled with vice
I'm sure you'll find that I am very nice
To be around
Be around
Be around
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I like my sin to be sweet
I'd like you spread on my sheets
I'd like you moaning and begging for more
I'd like you decked out like some wanton whore
I could adore
Could adore
Could adore
You
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One day I'll be an old fool
Arthritic, decrepit I'll drool
Over these memories of your girlish charms
Your open legs and your gripping arms
That wrap around
Wrap around
Wrap around
Me
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So don't be offended please
These are mere words, not deeds
But should you choose to act it won't be in vain
There's something to lose but much more to gain
If you are game
You are game
You are game
Then so am I