— Pirate? Pirate! Action daring do.
What if we could get to be part of a pirate crew?
Shiver me timber, ready about.
Pack me lunch, we're shipping out.
With as scurvy a bucket of scupper scum.
As ever got blown to kingdom come.
— You mean us?
— You! You!
— Us.
Well I'll be a rusty blunderbuss.
Yo Ho! Glory be. Gimme the life of piracy.
Load me a cannon and fire it.
Gimme the life of a pirate.
— Girls, girls, take it from me.
The roving life of piracy is less than it's cracked up to be.
— Less?
— Less.
— Much less?
— Yes.
For instance, if I might digress…
Pirate ships do not have showers.
Arr Arr there she blows.
Pirates do not smell like flowers.
Here come pirates, hold your nose.
— Big deal. Buckle me squash.
If we were pirates, we'd never wash.
— Never?
— Never!
— Oh my gosh!
— The pirate life for me!
Hail hail! Glory be.
Gimme a life of larceny.
— Gimme a perch and a carrot.
Aarrk! For the life of a parrot.
— Pirate!
— Parrot!
— Pirate!
— Parrot!
— This is absurd.
— Loose the bird!
Yo Ho! Glory be!
Gimme the life of
— Parracy!
Load me a cannon and fire it.
Gimme the life of a pirate.
Shiver me timber! Alas me maties!
— Pirates do not have bedtimes.
— Yo Ho, ready about.
— Measles shots or other dread times.
— Pack their lunch. They're shippin' out!
I do miss the looting and the pillage and the plunder.
The mayhem and the bedlam and the cannon shot like thunder.
And I loved the Jolly Roger.
That's the flag that we sailed under.
Gimme the life, gimme the life, gimme the life of a pirate!
Arr arr! Glory be. Gimme a life of piracy.
Load me a cannon and fire it.
As a career we admire it.
How could you help but desire it?
It's the pirate life. (Raak! The parrot life!)
The life for me!
Gimme the life of a pirate!