Fell off my bike and got it bent
Uh-oh…accident!
Oh no, bike, bent…accident!
Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb
Uh-oh…accidumb
Oh no, poor thumb…accidumb!
Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Uh-oh, accideep
Oh no, lake leap…accideep!
Skinned my knee bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently… accido!
Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Uh-oh, accidish
Oh no, lunch, squish…accidish!
Sat in the yard got attacted by ants
Uh-oh, accidance
Oh no, ants in my pants…accidance!
Skinned my knee bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently… accido!
Took me a bath and ate the soap
Uh-oh, accidope
Oh no, ate soap…accidope!
This is the way my day is spent
Uh-oh, accident
Oh no, day spent — I don't want no more
Accident!