If your mind's as cluttered
As your kitchen sink.
If your heart's as empty
As your diesel tank.
If all your white t-shirts have stains.
If you've got some guts and got some ink.
Well then, we should be friends.
If you borrow dresses
Like you borrow time.
If you dream all day
And drink all night.
If you're looking for love
But willing to fight over men
And momma's and Miller Lite.
Well then, we should be friends.
I don't know you well
But I know that look.
And I can judge the cover
'Cause I read the book
On losing sleep and gaining weight
On pain and shame and crazy trains.
If you paint your nails
While you cut your loss.
If you like acting
Like you're the boss.
If everything your daddy says
Is something you can put stock in.
Well then, we should be friends
I don't know you well
But I know that look.
And I can judge the cover
'Cause I read the book
On losing sleep and gaining weight
On pain and shame and crazy trains.
One, two, three…
If you use alcohol
As a sedative.
And bless your heart
As a negative.
If you ride your white horse like the wind.
If what you see is what you get.
Well then, oh, we should be friends.
(Alright)
Well then, oh, we should be friends
Well then, oh, we can be friends