If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,
I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine!
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind of top drawer,
First rate chums I attract!
All I can say is «Wow! Hey! Look where I am!
Tonight I landed, pow! right in a pot of jam!»
What a setup! Holy cow!
They'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!
If they could see me now, alone with Mister V.,
Who's waiting on me like he was a maitre d'
I hear my buddies saying
«Crazy, what gives? Tonight she's living like the other half lives»
To think the highest brow, which I must say is he,
Should pick the lowest brow,
Which there's no doubt is me
What a setup! Holy cow!
They'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!