It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a colt 45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes
And an old stetson hat
Had a '28 ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, never ever come back no more
Stagger lee
So he walked through the rain
Аnd he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place
Called the bucket of blood
Stagger lee
He said mr motherfucker, you know who I am
The barkeeper said,
No, and I don't give a good goddamn
To Stagger lee
He said, well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called stagger lee
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, yeah,
I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses
like you every day
Mr Stagger lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'cause stag put four holes
In his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, o god,
He can't be dead!
Stag said, well, just count the holes
in the motherfucker's head
She said, you ain't look like you scored
In quite a time.
Why not come to my pad?
It won't cost you a dime
Mr. Stagger Lee
But there's something I have to say
Before you begin
You'll have to be gone
Before my man Billy dilly comes In,
Mr. Stagger Lee
I'll stay here till billy comes in,
Till time comes to pass
And furthermore
I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass
Said Stagger Lee
I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies
just to get one fat boy's asshole
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy dilly rolls in and he says,
You must be that bad motherfucker
Called Stagger Lee
Stagger lee
Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee
And you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't
You're gonna be dead
Said stagger lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.