One step, two step, electric slide
Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind
Engine, engine, number nine
Mama’s gonna let you set the moon on fire
Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack wound up
with a broken neck
Humpty dumpty, do your thing
Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring
Oh it must be nice, to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you’ve never failed
Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale
Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale
Suzie steamboat you’re so fine,
Grant the wish I wish tonight
Tinker tailor whatcha got?
Wheels on the bus are falling off
Pretty maids all in a row, yes sir, yes sir three bags full
Silver spoon at supper time, four and twenty
blackbirds oh so high
Oh it must be nice, to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you’ve never failed
Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale
Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale
One step, two step, electric slide
Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind
Engine, engine, number nine
Stick your diamond ring where the sun don’t shine
Oh it must be nice, to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you’ve never failed
Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale.
Oh it must be nice, to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you’ve never failed
Your life’s a fucking fairy tale.