I play pool because I'm no fool
I play pool because I'm cool
I play pool after school
I play pool all the time
Cue in my left hand, beer in right
I shoot and drink all through the night
That sloppy English does me just right
I use that sloppy English all the time
I hold my stick
Like I hold my dick
Hustling beers from wet to
That's the trick
I use that sloppy English
All the time