We're insecure
And immature
We run along this beach as if we're teenagers
I've got great hair
I need 'yeah yeah'
And I'm a silk shirt wearing cuddly bear
We're all unfit and we look anaemic
But this is our present for you
Baby our jobs on the line,
we have to look ahead
Australia will get sick of our shocking heads
We're No Direction, we're here with singles to sell
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
If only we were all 17
Unfortunately we still listen to Bon Jovi
We're confident of success because we're all naive
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
And that's what makes us really cool
I'll front a band
I'll read your hand
And I look like a fat Russell Brand
I'll smash a pie
I'll touch the sky
And then we'll all make you look into our eyes
Everyone watching this can see it
Everyone else but us
Baby, if we were wine
we'd taste like cheap Moselle
If One Direction is heaven, then welcome to hell
And if we're lucky we'll get a run on Kochie and Mel's
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
Apologies for what you have to see
Just think of us like the cast of an elderly Glee
We're in the sun 'cos were lacking in Vitamin D
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
And that's what makes us really cool