I saw a little kid
As he walked around,
He picked a candy bar up off the ground,
He chowed about a half then his face turned blue,
Turned out that candy bar
Was doggy-doo…
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Don't pick it up, I say,
Unless you can throw it away,
Don't pick it up, I say,
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way!
You're out there making bacon —
No scrutiny!
You mess around too much —
And you got VD!
You know you never think —
And you're sore today,
You're gonna take it back
To California, hey!
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My friend was kinda hurting
For a girl to try,
He saw one that looked like Pat
On Saturday Night Live,
It had a pair of thingies but a mustache too,
Not clearly male nor female,
So now what to do?
[Chorus]