Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
I've been rockin' since the nineteen hundreds
A microphone and two Twelve Hundreds
(what what what?)
So back in the day we used to fuck with Alize
Now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston JA
In the morning you be crudo
Make you eat menudo
Pissin' out your culo
Got to act the foolo
I like it on ice with Coca-Cola
I sip it from LA to Capitola
Watch out for the rollers
Pull over to the shoulders
Should have started drikin' when I was much older
Some like gin some like tonic
I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
One night in the summer about two months back
I went out on the town without a plan of attack
Heineken shots of 151
And a bottle of what we call El Captain
What happen that night you can't quite recall
Fact is boy you can't remember at all
You woke up in the morning with the spinnin' head
And a teenage girl lyin' next to you bed
You kicked her out and then you slammed the door
Tryin' to forget about the night before
A month goes by you can't remember the date
The girl's at your door says «Boy I'm late!»
That's what you get for out playin' the ho
And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know
And the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
Shouldn't been fuckin' with El Captain
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
Now drop the Chulupa, pick up the mic
And let the party people know just what you like
Well it comes from Puerto Rico
So you know that I be diggin' it
And if the bottle's empty then you know that I been swiggin' it
Hittin it and now the party's legit
Heinas gettin' licked shakin' the booties and tits
We the OPM clique and that's how we roll
So get some education from my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a pirate dude
He used to jack motherfuckers and act real rude
As a real life person he wasn't much fun
But he sure made a good ass bottle of rum
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
Oooh la la la la la la la
El Capitan!