Текст песни Paul Gilbert — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus
Under-neath the mistletoe last night
She didn't hear me creep…
Down the stairs to have a peak…
She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!
Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus…
Underneath his beard so snowy white…!
What a laughin' would it have been?
If Daddy had only seen…
Mommy kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!
… *solo*…
MORE f*cking solo…
I-… Saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus…
Underneath the mistletoe last night…
She didn't hear me creep, down the stairs to have a peak…
She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!
Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus…
Under-neath his beard so snowy white…!
What a laughin' would it have been?
If Daddy had only seen…: o
Mom-my kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!
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