[SHELL:]
This is great!
[DAVE:]
I'm straight?
[SHELL:]
Just great!
I love the way you kiss
It's bliss
[DAVE:]
How much bliss?
[SHELL:]
Will nine out of ten do?
You used to be so shy
Now I can't deny
You satisfy
You're scoring high
Will nine out of ten do?
[DAVE:]
Leaves room for improvement!
[SHELL:]
And how do I rate?
[DAVE:]
An eight?
No wait
To score
Some more:
Come one, explore!
[SHELL:]
Only an eight?
[DAVE:]
I'm one of those men who
Thinks he can surprise
[SHELL:]
So I realise
When I close my eyes
And feel your size
[DAVE:]
Will nine out of ten do?
[SHELL:]
Is that inches or centimetres?
[DAVE:]
Size isn't everything!
Let's do it again and again
Until we're scoring ten out of ten
[SHELL:]
How does this compare with back then
Back when you used to do it with men?
[DAVE:]
What men?
[SHELL:]
Did you never do it with men?
[DAVE:]
Don't you dare
Go there
To compare
Haven't you found
Boys fool around?
[SHELL:]
So you don't deny it?
[DAVE:]
Listen
I have spent months with you
And loved each moment too
Just being with you
Has made me new
[SHELL:]
And just how new?
[DAVE:]
Will nine out of ten do?
[SHELL:]
I love you
[DAVE:]
And just how much?
[SHELL:]
Will nine out of ten do?