Hit me!
Going, going, gone!
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago,
Don't you see how late they're reactin'?
They only come and they come when they wanna,
So get the morgue truck embalm the goner.
They don't care ‘cause they stay paid anyway,
They treat you like an ace that can't beat a trey,
A no-use number with no-use people,
If your life is on the line they you're dead today.
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher,
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha!
I call ‘em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya,
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya?
They are the kings ‘cause they swing amputation,
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation,
I can prove it to you watch the rotation,
It all adds up to a fucked up situation.
So get up get, get, get down,
911 is a joke in yo town!
Get up, get, get, get down,
Late 911 wears the late crown.
911 is a joke.
Everyday they don't never come correct,
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck,
He's a witness to the job never bein' done,
He would've been in full effect of 911.
911 was a joke ‘cause they always jokin',
They the token to your life when it's croakin',
They need to be pawn shop owner,
911 is a joke we don't want ‘em.
I call a cab ‘cause a cab will come quicker,
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker,
The reason that I say that ‘cause they
Flick you off like fleas,
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees,
And to the strength so go the length,
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth,
You better wake up and smell the real flavor,
Cause 911 is a fake life saver!
So get up get, get, get down,
911 is a joke in yo town!
Get up, get, get, get down,
Late 911 wears the late crown.
Ow, ow 911 is a joke!