Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
You've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed
So don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass
You've been a lovely audience but oh enough's enough
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
You're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
Here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band
Thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand
But please don't take offense, because this song is not for you
We'd be happy to oblige you when this fuckin' crap is through
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
You're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
Now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss
When the truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss
So give it up you fuckin' wad or cunt you'll not be laid
The sooner you were out of here the quicker we'll be paid
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
You're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
You're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off
You'll get no more this evening stinkin' fuckers bugger off
So haul your asses out of here you cunts and bugger off