I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident
Unless
I'm writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear
Her silicon mouth complaining
About my dry scalp
Or my excessive
Gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip
To the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks would be no real
Cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think
That she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive
And wipe her memory