One, two, three, four!
I phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter,
He said, «Come on over.»
I said, «Do I have to?»
My knees started shakin', my wrist started achin'
When my doctor said to me:
«Oh my my, oh my my, can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my, you can boogie if you try.
Oh my my, oh my my, it's guaranteed to keep you alive.»
The head nurse she blew in, just like a tornado,
When they started dancin', I jumped off the table.
I felt myself healin' and as I was leavin',
This is what they said to me:
«Oh my my, oh my my, can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my, you can boogie if you try.
Oh my my, oh my my, it's guaranteed to keep you alive.»
Now if you should slow down and you're feelin' low down,
Don't call up your doctor, just grab you a partner.
It's what you've been missin', I've got your prescription,
That boogie woogie remedy.
«Oh my my, oh my my, you can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my, we can boogie 'til we die.
Oh my my, oh my my, it's guaranteed to keep you alive, alright.»
«Oh my my, oh my my, watch me boogie, watch me slide,
Oh my my, (ow!) Oh my my, born to boogie, born to slide.
Oh my my, oh my my, oo-wee, boogie, oo-wee, aye.
Oh my my, oh my my, play that boogie, play that slide.
Oh my my, oh my my, love that boogie, love that slide.
Oh my my, oh my my, oh, my boogie, oh, my slide.
Oh my my, oh my my, come on, baby, come on now.
Oh my my, oh my my, come on, baby, I'm willing to die.
Oh my my, oh my my, come on, baby, come on, try.
Oh my my, oh my my.»