One two three four!
If you wanna start a band
We flew NY to LA
Left unpaid and unplayed on the pavement with jetlag oh
Did you hire a PA, no
Lost in tears on the strip this ain't no glamour trip oh
Missed a nightflight from Roma,
You don't wanna talk about that
But you are gonna rap about the champagne in the speakers
Oh but that wasn't us coz we were drinking Prosecco
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
In the music biz this is how it is!
If you wanna start a band listen to this!
You drag us over to Hammersmith, give our disk a quick flick
And sigh, «I can't hear the hits»
Wanna listen to my BS? No!
Bout the millions you plan to spend on your new fave band
Give us our 12 thousand euros now!
Not at the label or home, hundred missed calls on your telephone
Till we say «Johnny Depp remixed us»,
You SMS in delight and say he's definitely hype!
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
In the music biz this is how it is!
If you wanna start a band listen to this!
Dress up as robots in Soho hid outside the BBC
To plug our CD to a DJ
Do you wanna be on my show yeah!
We chuck glitter in your eyes and pull out lasers, open fire!
Stalk the journos round Reading
We got tagged in your mag as Britain's worst band
Absolutely no talent, the most unsuccessful duo
The UK has never known yeah
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
In the music biz this is how it is!
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band
If you wanna start a band
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
In the music biz this is how it is!
If you wanna start a band listen to this
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
We're in the music biz, is this how it is?
In the music biz this is how it is!
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
Boring, you're shit, boring
Get off! Yeah get off!
You're rubbish!
Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off
Rubbish!