Lets cook!
Well, I was sittin' at the table
With the big boss from New York
When I looked down and noticed
That they'd given me two forks
I thought, what a waste,
I only use one hand at a time
Then the waiter came and poured a Cabernet '69.
I had my heart set on a Lonestar
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart.
A pretty lady said lets dance,
Well, how could I refuse
I said alright, but if you don't mind
The next time I'll ask you
Well, there I was with the orchestra
Playing «In the Mood»
I had two left feet, I said
I must admit it's not what I'm used to.
I'd rather
Two-step to a pedal steel guitar
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart.
I'm a redneck, well, a two piece suit don't change
What's deep inside
I'm a redneck, give me a mountain
And a four-wheel drive
I'll eat the fish, you can keep the caviar
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart.
Monday morning back at work
And it's the same old grind, Lord, Lord
A stack of papers on my desk and L.A. on the line
I sneak off on a coffee break
And read my Field and Stream
I drink my Lipton's Cup O’ Soup
While floating down a dream.
You won't find it written on my business card
But I'm just a redneck at heart.
Yes, I am!…