[Rupert:]
After you dear boy.
[Colin:]
Oh no after you.
[Rupert:]
No, no, no, do go first I'm not really good at the high bits.
I'm much better low.
[Colin:]
Oh we'll see… Hm hm hm hmm
[Rupert:]
1, 2 and…
[Colin:]
The western wind is blowing fair
Across the dark Aegean Sea
[Rupert:]
And at the secret marble stair
My Tyrian galley waits for thee
[Together:]
Come down, the purple sail is spread
The watchman sleeps within the town
Oh leave thy lily flowerbed
Oh lady mine, come down
[Chorus: Together]
Come down
Lady come down
Come down
Lady come down,
Oh Lady come down
She will not come I know her well
Of lover's vows she hath no care
And little good a man can tell
Of one so cruel and so fair
[Colin:]
True love is but a woman's toy
They never know their lover's pain
[Rupert:]
And I who loved as loves a boy
Must love in vain
[Together:]
Must love in vain
Come down
Lady come down
Come down
Lady come down
[Colin:]
I think your high notes may have damaged our chances old boy.
You do want them to come down don't you?
[Rupert:]
Well she is never gonna come down if you're singing like that. You're completely out of tune
[Colin:]
How dare you
[Rupert:]
I'll take this bit
[Colin:]
You leave this to me. You go lie down around
[Rupert:]
No I'll take this bit
[Colin:]
Out of my way I'm coming through
[Rupert:]
Go easy, my dear fellow
Come down
Lady come down
([Rupert:]
Jack, you're messing it more)
Come down
Lady come down
[Colin:]
That wasn't so bad, was it?
Hmmmmhmhhhhmmmmm
[Rupert:]
They're not gonna come down.
D'you think we should go up?
Maybe we should go up.
[Colin:]
Algy you're always talking nonsense.
[Rupert:]
Well it's better than listening to it
[Colin:]
Lady come down
[Rupert:]
Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo