I got a gal and she's so sweet
She's the cutest little thing you did ever meet
That's the craziest chick I ever had
Ah, just one thing, she stutters like mad
And she said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
I took my girl for a bite to eat
To the little drive-in down the street
Ah, the waitress said «How do you do?»
She said «What can I do for you?»
My girl said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
I got weak and asked for her hand
I even bought a wedding band
And though I'm not the marrying type
I said c'mon and be my wife
And she said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh
A good thing that she stuttered so long
When she finally said «yes», I was gone