Holly shit, fuck whoa whoa
I took too much Tylenol PM’s
and I’m trippin’
I’m directing this video all by myself
cause my last director killed himself
No wrecking ball,
no french fried skull
Just my vagina and my hand
If you mute this video
it just looks like p*rn.
And because of my hair cut it looks like gay p*rn
Oh my good that little German boy is fuckin’ hot.
Hey are you bored?
Fu-ah-ah-ah-k yes.
My hand is so sore.
My-my-my-mines is too.
Look at my sick new tattoos.
This one is in Chinese
at least that’s what the tattoo guy told me.
This video is about to get fuckin sexy
I’m gonna take a bath in non-fat milk
and wear this old lady outfit
I probably should have
changed my bedding
cause I’m biting next to shart
pee and pube-pube stains.
I’m going on tour in 2014.
If you sit front row, you’ll get an STD.
If I have more money than the Olsen Twins,
if I can’t – I afford a fuckin Canon,
this vid has a twist ending,
this isn’t my bed,
I actually have no idea whose the fuck it is.