Well mom and dad said we could
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get anything at all
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Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Well stayin' up late at night
To see Santa Clause right
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show
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Well tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said «You jerk,
Mistletoe doesn't work»
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Oh right!
Well wakin' up the reindeer
Makin' little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gave him moonshine
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Ah decorate the street light
People gettin' have tight
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya jack
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