Whether you're in L.A., sunny laid back L.A.
Whether you in New York, comfort 'round your block
Whether you're in the UK, where the sky is dark
And the grass is kinda green, you know like Central Park.
Still my favorite place in this whole wide world
Has got to be in the middle of the ocean floor.
I see you poking out the ocean.
Paradise on earth.
The 50th State — What?! Hawaii
A nuclear disaster might be on our way, I don't care I'm in the USA.
Whether you're drunk or stoned or you're sober and old.
If I'm with you I'm a happy man.
If you feel safe and cold while you count your gold.
If your problem is you can't find your remote control.
Still my favorite person in the whole wide world
Is the woman who can understand every word
And when she speaks to me she makes me see the whole wide world
As my favorite place. Hawaii.
We got it made. Yes, I know.
Can we go by plane or boat?
Whether you take it slow or you let me go.
Whether you tell me something that I did not know.
Whether you're neat and polite or you scream and fight.
Whether you keep something from me that I would not like.
Still my favorite attitude in this whole wide world so far
Is the friendly spirit of an iron heart,
Like the way folks are in this most special place.
I don't care what happens, I'm taking a plane to…
Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii,
Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii.
Kauai or Oahu, Molokai and Lanai.
Maui and the big guy, aka Hawaii.
Cut off from Malaysia back in who knows when…
Oh, we got kinda lost, but my god, what a place.
I profess, Airforce jets cannot take away my soul.