It was the seventh of April,
When they found his body dead.
Doesn't really matter;
It's just a threat…
Police didn't hear,
Police didn't see,
People just raised a fuss…
Don't believe whatever they're saying…
Again, they blame it on us!
'Cause we are the gang,
We are the gang!
December the first.
Joe's Toy store was robbed:
Santa Clause toy's pick was gone…
Yeah, they did a good job!
And then they found a little hallway
Leading to the bank next door.
But when they looked for the money, —
Heh, there was no more!
'Cause we are the gang,
We are the gang,
We are the gang,
'Cause we are the gang!