We were supposed to be just friends
You don′t live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend
Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I′m in
And what's in my system
I think there's been a glitch
Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch
And I′m not even sorry
Nights are so starry, blood moonlit
It must be counterfeit
I think there's been a glitch
I was supposed to sweat you out
In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else′s playground
But it's been 2,190 days of our love blackout
The system′s breaking down
I think there's been a glitch
Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch
And I'm not even sorry
Nights are so starry, blood moonlit
It must be counterfeit
I think there's been a glitch
A brief interruption, a slight malfunction
I′d go back to wanting dudes who give nothing
I thought we had no chance
And that′s romance, let's dance
Glitch
Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch
And I'm not even sorry
Nights are so starry, blood moonlit
It must be counterfeit
I think there′s been a glitch