There's a guy who works in another room,
Or on another floor.
He's the one you call,
When your document ain't there no more.
He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl,
Or something in-between.
He's the only one in the office
Who knows what
PC load letter means.
He's your System Administrator.
He's probably into comic books.
And you tremble in fear
When you have to hear one of his
«What a dummy» looks.
Got a virus, lost your password
Or you just can't print?
In an hour he'll show up
And crouch and squint.
Fight to save your files,
He might be there all day.
But sometimes, he just presses Caps Lock
And walks away…
But hey! Suddenly my password works!
Wow! Hooray!
Hooray, hooray, oh happy day,
I'm gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
«Having you around means I get to stay
Stupid! And uninformed!»
And I can keep opening
doc.exe file attachments,
And forgetting my mother's maiden name,
'Cause you'll fix it all for me!
I'll give you a cake,
I'll give you a hug,
I'll buy «The World's Best
System Administrator» mug,
Just help me out…
System Administrator!
Please, plug in my mouse,
System Administrator!
I don't know, which button is the mouse click button,
System Administrator.
Piss him off,
And you'll be fired by tomorrow morn,
Cause he's the guy
Who knows that you've been surfing porn.
So make sure you stay nice to your…
System Administratorrr.