The lion he has got false teeth,
The fire eater is a cheat,
The exotic dancer is antique,
The high-wire artist broke his nose,
The dancing bears got gangrened toes,
And all the artists need new clothes,
Cut price is the acrobat,
The fortune teller is a hack,
The clowns make up is all cracked,
Half the staff are pimps and whores
Too old to do it anymore,
They're all old, ugly, stupid, poor
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain,
He's ugly, stupid and he's vain
And he's so in debt he should elope to Spain,
The big top it has got more holes
Than a dart board, it's so old,
It’s gangrened green with mould
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
With drunks, drug addicts and old queens,
It’s garish gaudy and obscene
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen,
With drunks drug addicts and old queens,
It’s garish gaudy and obscene.
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen,
With drunks drug addicts and old queens,
It’s garish gaudy and obscene