One of the things that concerns me is the environment, I think it's a battle we all need to be fighting. It's an ongoing battle and I think, even though this show is mostly meant to be about entertaining and fun, I'd love it if… If you went away with any message tonight, it would be this one, which is a particular environmental issue about which I feel very strong.
Take your canvas bags when you go
To the supermarket
Why use plastic bags when you know
You know the world can't take it
Take your canvas bags when you go
To the supermarket market market
Don't you use that plastic, no, no, no
You'll feel better for it
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags to the supermarket
Break it down
Take your canvas (take your canvas bags), take your canvas
Take your canvas bags (take your canvas bags)
To the supermarket (take your canvas bags)
(To the supermarket)
Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say 'canvas'
Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say 'bags'
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags to the supermarket
Just think about the world
And how the world would be fantastic
If we could get rid of all the plastic
We just need to get enthusiastic
Organise a competition, gymnastic
Or a bag-making comp at your school
Fuck it, make it interscholastic
Canvas is for everyone
Whether you be rebellious and iconoclastic
Or conservative or ecclesiastic
I don't care if you're loud and bombastic
Or quiet or virtually monastic
Sober or on the floor spastic
A yoga master or completely inelastic
I'm not trying to be ironic or sarcastic
Do something drastic
To rid the world of plastic
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags
Take your canvas bags to the supermarket
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