Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god they're gonna eat me up for breakfast.
You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in.
If my body is a temple you can worship at my feet but it might kick you in the teeth some.
So even when you're spitting blood you would save a thought for me.
Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom.
Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome (so handsome)
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I should be picking up the pieces.
But it doesn't really matter as once you thought it would when you got nothing to lose.
Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery as if it was contagious.
So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can.
Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom.
Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome.
I'm as awful as they come oh what a pity
So I thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty)
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty
I'm p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty
Well I got so down I held the world to ransom.
Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome.
Arresting, prepossessing and disarming.
Oh what a stroke of luck that I am charming.
With a hand layed out upon me by committee
I just thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty)