There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed…
Oh, for crying out loud, it's a futon on the floor,
He must be flat as a board.
There's a creature that lurks behind the door…
Though I've checked there 15 times,
When I leave then he arrives
Every night.
Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head.
Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good
he won't come here anymore
'Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four.
Good night, demon slayer, good night.
Now it's time to close your tired eyes.
There are devils to slay
and dragons to ride,
If they see you coming,
hell, they better hide.
Good night, good night, good night.
Good night, my little slayer, good night.
Tell the monster that eats children that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had.
If he eats you don't you fret,
Just cut him open with an axe.
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad.
Tell the harpies that land on
your bed post
That at the count of five you'll roast them alive.
Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due,
He should go back to hell,
He should shake in his shoes
'Cause the mightiest, scariest creature is you.
Good night, demon slayer, good night.
Now it's time to close your tired eyes.
There are devils to slay
and dragons to ride,
If they see you coming,
hell, they better hide.
Good night, good night, good night.
Good night, my little slayer, good night.
I won't tell you there's nothing 'neath your bed.
I won't sell you that it's all
in your head.
This world of ours is not as it seems:
The monsters is real, but not in your dreams.
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
You'll need it for some of the people you meet.
Good night, demon slayer, good night.
Now it's time to close your tired eyes.
There are devils to slay
and the dragons to ride,
If they see you coming,
hell, they better hide.
Good night, good night, good night.
Good night, my little slayer, good night.
Good night, good night, good night.
Good night.