Happy Birthday my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end!
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
The cake is on the table
And it is awfully bright
'Cause there's so many candles on top
And you are so decrepit
Your chest so tight
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop!
You cannot complain each time you feel some pain
Though you have arthritis and gout
Cause when you start kvetching
all your teeth fall out
So grab another cigarette
Grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (Gone!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end!
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
Your skin is so worn out and old
All over your body it's sagging
Especially loose is your old caboose
You're draggin it behind you in a wagon!
Well you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf
And you have Alzheimer I bet
You're too old to remember
But too drunk to forget
So grab another cigarette
Grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (Gone!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end!
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
You're so old you smell like dust
And now your bones begin to rust
You see that face? It's full of wrinkles!
So grab another cigarette
grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (Raise!)
Happy birthday, my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to your
sweet death!