There’s yelling in the hallway,
I found refuge on a twin bed of this three-star hotel;
I hear the laughter from the TV,
Static, Rachel talks to Phoebe about the cat that smells.
And I know this place is haunted, oh!
I swear I hear somebody knocking, but I can’t really tell.
And this outlet’s busted,
Phone died, and I can’t charge it,
What a life, man, what a life this is, mmm!
Just me, myself, and nothing,
But I taught me how to love it,
Home is wherever I live.
I remember I owe mom a call
As I hang my stray hairs on the shower walls for decoration;
I wonder what I’d hear if rooms could talk,
And I wonder why I’m thinking that at all,
I’m going crazy.
And this toilet’s rusted,
Food came, but I don’t trust it,
What a life, man, what a life this is, yeah!
Just me, myself, and nothing,
But I taught me how to love it,
Home is wherever I live.
Hard to sleep sometimes with no one by my side
I do my best to find the sense in it;
The more the days go by, the more myself and I
Shake hands and realize the benefits of independence.
And it’s really something
To make homes of worn-out luggage,
What a life, man, what a life this is, yeah!
Just me, myself, and nothing,
But I taught me how to love it,
Home is wherever I live.
Home is wherever I live,
Home is wherever I live.