Текст песни Alex Farnham — That's Aloha

Braddah, wutchu doin’ today?
Do you like play ukulele?
Nah, just jokin, braddah!
Whazza scoop?
Ya’ like scoop the loop?
Shake a shaka to a braddah ridin’ past you
Now that’s aloha, boo!
Here in Hawaii, that’s how we do
Big island, you know the rule
Dis 808 state
It’s greater than great
We all show up late
So don’t hate us,
Try to remake us
People always hear them
But we never see progress!
I told ya’!
We all should say
Stop the dickin’ and save this place
We only need the ocean,
Sun and waves to keep Kona Country
The same, ok, tourist take a lei
Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Right there, swimmin’ in the clear blue wata’!
Watch ya’ feet, don’t step on a vana
But if you do, I pee on you!
Don’t worry, it’s cool ’cause that’s aloha, boo!
Here in the island, that’s how we do
If it were me, I would need ye’ to pee too
Except not ’cause I think that’s gross
These ain’t flip-flops
These is slippers,
Son, round here
That’s how we get the job done
Nothin’ like the mainland,
With shoes, laces, coats, ties,
Suits and briefcases
All dat noise, all dat stress
We be keepin’ an eye on our clean water
They be makin’ a mess!
I eat cans of Spam for dinna’
Shaved ice all the time
When it’s sunny in the winter
So raise yo’ hands up and represent
Cause we done raised the president
My braddah can surf,
My fatha’ can fish,
My motha’ can hula,
My sistah’s really good at talkin’ on the phone!
We crack some coconuts on our head
We be ragin’ it while ya’ll is in bed
Sayin’ you come here for a vacation
The number won’t relax
Station location?!
The numba’ one tourist spot
We is hot as lava when you ain’t even hot!
Livin’ island style, ain’t the norm
Eruptin’ volcanoes, tropical storms
I feel sand between my toesies
Being at the beach
Feel so cozy
I grab my paddle and paddle out of town
Watchin’ the horizon as the sun goes down
Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Right there swimmin’ in the clear blue wata’
Watch your feet, don’t step on a vana
But if you do, I’d pee on you!