If there's someone you can live without,
then do so.
And if there's someone you can just shove out;
do so.
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my,
Be my Yoko Ono.
Isn't it beautiful to see two people
so much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins
hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.
Now that I'm far away
it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain
To have you hanging off my ankle
like some kind of ball and chain.
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my,
Be my Yoko Ono.
Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.
Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings
Aieee!
I know that when I say this,
I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people
slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
if I was John and you were Yoko,
I would gladly give up musical genius,
just to have you as my very own,
personal Venus.
(Hit it)
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my,
Be my Yoko Ono.