I pull my pants up to the sky
way too goddamn high
Pit bulge to the side
the left side
I look like a suited thumb
Wow, he really does
But I am paid by everyone
sellout life
Oil of Olay
Coca Cola
Pam Spray
Flesh Light
Pepsi Cola
Walmart
Bud Light
RC Cola
Target
Kroger
and now Fifa
Writing lyrics is tough
So I list cities
LA
Miami
New York
Cincinnati
Moscow
Where are we now?
Brazil
I always have glasses over my eyes
because they’re crossed as hell
My songs take zero talent to make
Repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale
If that’s too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish
make sure that your arms move, arms move like this.
When I go
to the library I look at
pictures of kittens
see this way no one knows what you are saying!
I call myself Mr. Worldwide
to give myself false pride
and also Mr. 305.
But those are both lies.
Time to confess where I come from.
No one cares where from.
I am Dr. Evil’s son.
Love you dad.
Love you too son.
Jenny! Dale.
Gotta get back in the spotlight.
Two cheeks one butt and a million pounds.
This ass has worked so damn hard.
Screwed all the stars to get where I’m at now.
Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL.
Bloody Hell!
Should have hired Shakira this sucks compared to Waka Waka (just like your age)
Random soccer clips
To make this Fifa vid legit.
But it looks like shit.
Wait, I thought this was bout tennis.
I can't believe this!
Why did I hire this dipshits?
Sellout life. Dale.
Man? Woman? Wrong, a transvestite.
If you come to Brazil you will die.
Why am I here?
I’m the only Brazilian star.
Dumb enough to work with these idiots.
Pitbull and J-lo this song sucks
What you mean it sucks?
We paid you fifty million bucks.
Wasn’t enough.
To make an anthem for World Cup.
What the hell’s World Cup?
But you don’t mention World Cup once!
But I said dale a bunch.
You made the sport
look so damn bad
that we have lost
all of our fans
Don’t worry I can win them back
by playing this horn with my ass.