Her name's Miley
She started on Disney
Used to be so innocent and so sweet
But now all she wants to do is party
Put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy.
This song is to let everybody know
I'm totally out of control
And I try to pick up more black fans
By acting ratchet and shaking my ass
Tweeting skanky pics everyday
Check out my va jay jay
And I'm gonna twerk all night
All I need's my crack pipe
Alright!
So la da di da di
Who has some molly?
Give it to Miley
Because I really love drugs.
Miley's so cool!
Let's do drugs too!
I am desperate for attention
That is why I made this video
Acting like a classless sex crazed ho
I was country now I'm slutty.
If it wasn't for my daddy
I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's
Yea yea!
Her name's Miley
And she got a haircut
Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres
She's having an identity crisis
Hannah Montana must have really messed her up
With my homegirls shaking my fat ass
We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat.
I mean come on you a rich white chick
This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist
This is Liam Hemsworth my finance
Honey please stop acting like a drunk skank!
I'm so high and horny
Gonna make out with a barbie.
So la da di di dam
I stick out my tongue
More than anyone
Because I think it looks hot
No it does not!
Goddamnit stop!
This is softcore internet p0rn.
Shut up Liam and pour me more wine.
Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?
You're all ugly compared to me
Especially Miley and Drake.
At least I'm not a bipolar Twitter whore fake.
You skank!
Oh snap Amanda just tackled Miley
Now those crazy bitches are wrestling
This is one extremely messed up party
Oh shit Miley just ripped out Amanda's piercings.
God please help us now they both are twerkin'
And both of their mouths just started foamin'
Looks like they did way too much heroin
I am done narratin' this is too disgustin'