Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat,
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat,
Well, you must tell me, baby,
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.
Well, you look so pretty in it,
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it's really that expensive kind.
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine,
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.
Well, if you wanna see the sun rise,
Honey, I know where,
We'll go out and see it sometime,
We'll both just sit there and stare,
Me with my belt
Wrapped around my head
And you just sittin' there
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you,
It's bad for your health, he said,
Yes, I disobeyed his orders,
I came to see you,
But I found him there instead.
You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me,
But I sure wish he'd take that off his head,
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend,
You know, I never seen him before.
Well, I saw him
Makin' love to you,
You forgot to close the garage door.
You might think he loves you for your money,
But I know what he really loves you for,
It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.