Shoot, shoot, shoot all the clowns,
Shoot, shoot, shoot all the clowns…
I've been down at the crazy house,
I've been playing with the cat and the mouse.
I've been down, I've been down,
I've seen the crazy people running around.
Shoot all the clowns,
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down,
Shoot 'em down.
Welcome to the circus where I fool around,
I've got the killer smile, I'm a killer clown.
Cover up your face, you've been found out,
You laugh when there's nothing to smile about.
Wanna gimme money, well you better get ready,
I'm a certified friend of John Paul Getty.
I'm a fat stargazer, I'm an all night raver,
I'm an anything you wannabe,
If I can get your sympathy.
Welcome to the circus, I'm the killer clown,
Welcome to the circus, hey gather round!
Two sides of life, two sides of fun,
The one who does it and the one who gets done.
Shoot all the clowns,
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down,
Shoot 'em down.