Five cheat card thief, misled skinhead, tell me where it's at?
Is it cool to bring it up again, will I blow my act?
Misplaced tinsel face, weekend pretend, am I on your track?
I would love to live close to you, could I bring my cat?
Overfed premed, out front gas pump, will I fix my car?
Pinch yourself when I smile at you, baby, I'm a star
Turned on, tuned in, cop out, sell out, do you know who you are?
I took the time to try to fit you in, was I off too far?