In 2125
I was on a mining colony on Mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was
Space asshole, in a truck flying off a ridge
Space asshole, smashing through a bridge
And as he landed out came his hammer,
Smashed my boss right in the face
Space asshole, planting charges left and right
Space asshole, all he does is annihilate and fight
I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to get away somewhere remote
Just a place where I could earn myself a day's pay without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I am wrong
Space asshole, hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space asshole, laying waste to this entire town
All the rest are dead, space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale
Of space asshole, comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole, wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space asshole, in a truck flying off a ridge
Space asshole, smashing through a bridge
Space asshole
Space asshole
He's the space asshole