I’m not awake
I was in the Dark
Now I’m in a Park
With my cousin Mark
I’m not awake
And he’s fighting with Rambo-oh-oh-oh
I’m not awake
And my dad is here
But he is Richard Gere
And he’s a Cavalier
I’m not awake
He isn’t worried about that, vol-ca-no
Must’ve been the beer
Or the Chinese food
But this dream is weird
I’m totally nude
Now I’m at work
Work is on a stage
A stage in my high school
And I’m totally late
Falling from my gums
Scared but I can’t run
So many metaphors
So many stairs and doors
I'm not awake
And I can clearly see
My boyfriend cheat on me
With Mitt Romney
It’s just a dream
But I’ll still be pissed at him, to-mor-row
I’m not awake
My dead parakeet
Has come to me
To help me grieve
“Don’t be afraid”
He says to me in Spanish
Barely know this guy
But he’s in my dream
Looked at his profile
Before I went to sleep
We’re in a play
I forgot my lines
And the audience is a bunch of mimes
Falling from a roof
Pregnant with a boot
Back together with my ex
Please don’t wake up before we have sex